The
Wedding Ringer (15) – what’s it about? Its two weeks from Doug’s wedding and he
doesn’t have a best man or any groomsmen so he decides to hire Jimmy’s best-man
services…
As
far as comedies go this was pretty funny, it had me giggling at points but not
crying in laugher. It’s an all-round mix of comedy which will probably make a
wide variety of people laugh. Though pretty damn silly it’s worth a laugh – probably even better after a few drinkies.
Rating: JJJ
Project
Almanac (12A) – what’s it about? A group of teenagers discover plans for a secret
government project. They build the time-machine from the plans and you know things
aren’t going to go as planned…
Umm
this was pretty interesting and cool though a little I don’t know how to say it
far fetched or unbelievable – god damn what it’s a movie about time travel what
did I expect! But for the most part it’s a great movie with an interesting
concept, story and characters as well as a few giggles and omg moments. It
makes this one so worth seeing if you love the thought of time travel and all
the problems that come up cuz of it.
50 Shades of Grey (18) – what’s it about?
Young Anastasia a college student gets tangled up with billionaire Grey who
isn’t your average type of romantic guy.
Ok
well I went to see this just to see what all the fuss is about and I still
don’t know what all the fuss is about! It was an average movie – yeah the
acting was good and the story was ok for a romance type movie if you can even call
it that. I really don’t know why this was like 2 hours long – after the first
hour I was bored…it kinda ended up like a form of torture to watch heh.
This
is the whole movie summed up **SPOILER
ALERT**:
Girl:
interviewing *nervous*.
Guy:
I f*** I don’t make love! I don’t do romance!...
Guy:
Sign my bondage contract.
Girl:
I don’t know.
Both:
Lots of humping.
Girl: *falls in love with him*.
Girl:
I want to know the worst.
Guy:
*gets rough*
Girl:
Leaves.
The
End!
You'll maybe like this movie if you like romance type stuff or are a horny teenage girl or boy - or a middle-aged woman...
I know recently
I haven’t really posted much on here apart from movie reviews but I’ve kept my
Facebook up to date with some random stuff…I now have found a few moments so I
thought I’d share them with you here also...
I’ve been
pratting around with NosCam and making some music videos of some of the matches I’ve
played…enjoy…
Let's kill us some vampires in TDM:
An ickle look at Flashpoint:
Flashpoint in Freeport (match) - Round One:
Flashpoint in Freeport (match) - Round Two:
Flashpoint in Valeholm (match) - Round One:
Flashpoint in Valeholm (match) - Round Two:
And just for the amusement value I give to you, what Nosgoth should be like when you press the FFWD button in NosCam...
Shaun the Sheep (U) – what’s it about?
Shaun and his sheep friends decide to take a day off and all chaos breaks loose
as the farmer gets a bump the head and looses his memory – can Shaun help him
to remember his life?
A
good family film that’s mainly aimed at kids rather than adults but still
enjoyable if you just want a brainless movie. If you like Wallace and Gromit
then you’ll like this but if you don’t then you won’t – simple as.
Rating:
JJJ
Jupiter Ascending (12A) – what’s it about? A
young woman discovers a whole new universe and that she’s an heir of the
royals, can she secure earths safety?
OMFG!
OMFG! This movie!!!!!!! I’ve been dying to see this one since I heard about it!
It’s the best sci-fi movie since Enders Game! Absolutely brilliant! If you love
sci-fi then stop what you’re doing and go watch it asap!!!! It’s pure golden!
New Nosogth class released – come on you
know what that means! What? 4 of the class – spamming? Nah not that but you
know it’s gonna happen lol. I’m talking about new Unofficial Nosgoth Signatures
for our lovely beautiful new vampiric lady of Clan Melchahim!
Big Hero 6 (PG) – Hiro, a genius kid
befriends a life size inflatable robot, and this sets him and his friends on a
path to becoming superheroes.
A
good lazy afternoon kids movie – in other words not much thinking required. Its
good its laughs, sad moments and all out fun, enjoyment for the whole family!
Rating:JJJJ
District 9 (DVD – 15) – An alien race are
stranded on earth, housed in slum conditions and are treated badly but end up
finding an unlikely friend in the government.
This
is shot in documentary style, it’s a good movie and even though a little rough
around the edges it has some amazing effects, a good story, acting and all out
alienness. If you haven’t seen and love sci-fi then go watch it!